June 2013
5 posts
May 2013
21 posts
can it please be thursday now?!!!?!?!
i am so excited. it’s so hard keeping all this surprise stuff to myself.
i need to tell someone!!!!
before you have sex with me you have to earn it
take these two potatoes and this goat and bring them to the river valley where you will meet an old gypsy named madam zeroni. carry madam zeroni back up the mountain on your back and allow her to drink from the stream while you sing for her. she will give you a necklace of beads. return them to me to complete the quest.
no matter how close i think i am with someone there’s always someone before me like i’m literally never someone’s first option
I suck at texting unless:
- I am in a relationship with you
- You are my mom
- I need something
- Me and you are close as fuck
